next sign of old age. friends get married. i've received the first invite to a wedding so my friend doesn't look like a lesbian by going with a girl.......

abby: will you go to a wedding with me?
me: when is it ?
me: how much do i have to dress up?
me: and how christian do i have to act ?
abby: hahahah
me: if i can't cuss and belch...there's really no reason for me to be there

so this should be the first in the inevitable line of weddings that is going to bombard my singlehood in the next few years. better start practicing the chicken dance....i haven't done it since high school honors english class. (miss ya scharf)
----------------------------
is it bad that the project that i have the biggest concern for at work is getting a table to put in the middle of the pit so that we can play fake beer pong from our computers ?
-----------------------------
zoom zoom around the world.....by pete and chuck